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The Mature Runner: And A New World Record For…Cyborgs?!

November 30, 2021/in Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

By David Summerfield

While speaking with a fully documented “senior” BSWD runner (Greg Young, now in his 60’s) I was interested to hear his take on last month’s article. Sorry to get personal Greg … but you read it, and I listen. Greg and I (and others I’m sure) are seriously looking for ways to keep running well, and more than “well,” like being faster than all the other 60-year olds (or whatever age-category you’re in). And Greg divulged that even running well into his 100’s. He’d have a heck of a time breaking any records. In fact, it came out that his streak of strong marathons is perhaps coming to an end…I remember hearing something like “I think the Half Marathon is better for me now.” This explains his interest in any and all methods of running strong (…meaning fast and most probably stronger than he is now). I had mentioned that as the coming technological singularity occurs, the smarter-than-human computers will have figured out how to completely reverse the aging process. And this will include the taking of a wild cocktail of newly invented anti-aging chemicals/pills, as well as having one’s personal DNA sequenced – with the end result being sent a daily “read-out” which is received via smartphone, all thanks to having a monitoring chip in the brain sending constant signals to a lab somewhere. You’ll know what supplements you need to take when you get up the next day by just viewing the app. (How tedious! Isn’t there some software somewhere that can trigger the insertion of pills you need automatically while you sleep, for heaven’s sake!) This simple process will easily correct (or change/modify/eliminate) offending nucleotides or cells, which allow the body to age! An arresting thought! And this is not to just make bodies not age but to eliminate all disease, so the thought of running sub-three hour marathons would be common among us more mature athletes? Isn’t that what all Mature Runners desire? Hmmmm, wouldn’t rules have to be established to keep the playing field fair, or would world records become meaningless at this point?

On the news this week was a story of a 105-year old woman (Julia Hawkins) who broke the world record for the 100-meter dash in 62 seconds (105-110 year category). A retired schoolteacher from Baton Rouge, LA, she was quite upset that she didn’t break one minute.

So, I tried picturing myself running a 100-meter dash. Up here in the Beartooth Mountains, I can jog a 14-minute mile pace for a while (when I’m warmed up, “feeling good,” and on a paved road down in the valley) and that would be a 52.5 second 100-yard dash. Oh, and 105 years is only 30 years away…so keep it up David 🙂 And Greg, you have to not slow down to a 8:25:17 marathon when you’re 100 (Fauja Singh’s record) and at 90 years, you have to beat his 5:40:01. Just how strong is this desire to run faster times for all distances? Suddenly, the ‘ole brain is telling me would it really be THAT bad to have a “smarter-than-human” computer (and don’t call it a robot/AI, that’s too scary!) come up with what we all need? What if the best solution will be to interface one’s physical body with computer technology? I’m referring to having a computer hooked up to my body somehow … besides “just” having chips inserted here and there…so when something in the body triggers a signal at some Medical Terminal Lab which in turn arranges for various serums/chemicals to flow into the bloodstream while I’m sleeping… Wow – if the goal of running strong and well to break records is that important to us humans (and something tells me the human is absolutely capable of allowing this to happen) will we really go that far? Cyborg-land, here we come? Now, that IS scary!

Let me tell you about “scary”! While writing this I remembered a kind of nightmare I’ve had from years ago. It happened while watching Star Trek: First Contact movie 25 years ago. I had forgotten how deeply the character Borg had bored into my psyche. Most of you have watched this movie, but as a memory refresher, Borg uttered the following:

“We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.” (quotes-gram.com/borg-quotes).

I can still hear the Borg’s voice. Chilling. Digging a little deeper, I found some very disturbing facts. Most of us are already cyborgs, by definition. Don’t believe me? This is NOT science fiction. A cyborg is a cybernetic organism, which is a being having both organic and biomechatronic body parts. Or, a person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device (Collins English Dictionary). Now that’s getting pretty close to exactly what’s happening more and more these days! I won’t name my friends who have already had artificial body parts put in! Furthermore – a cyborg is a human linked to a mechanical device for life support (Lexic.us). Yes, this happens every day – it happened to my brother! The Oxford Dictionary simply says “a fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body”. That makes some articles seem not so far out. My constant use of an iPhone can make me a cyborg. Ingesting ibuprofen to thin my blood which reduces the pain during my physical exertions makes me….a cyborg? I don’t have any artificial limbs or body parts yet, but that’s perfectly normal these days. Wait – I got rid of cataracts by having new lenses put in my eyes. There you go – I’m definitely a cyborg. My physical ability to see was “enhanced” by inserting 2 little non-organic pieces of plastic into my body. Of course, the list goes on, and I doubt there are many (any?) people reading this who are not cyborgs in one way or another. So, we better get used to it, and we just need to refrain from ever saying “Resistance is futile, Earthling”. I really didn’t think this article would go this far when I started. That’s what I get from using a laptop and googling everything I want to know. And, after all, I haven’t agreed to have some high-tech company (see Elon Musk’s TechLink for example) install a port somewhere…like behind my head…so people don’t notice it too much…and once plugged in, it would simplify writing this article, right? Good grief ….

The Wind Drinker: December Club Announcements

November 30, 2021/in Fun Runs, Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

Although it may not feel like it, winter running is here! We had a great Thanksgiving morning at Huffing for Stuffing! Big Sky Wind Drinkers helped with this year’s Smoke the Turkey awards. The annual event and Bozeman tradition helps raise money for the Gallatin Valley Food Bank.

Upcoming Winter Fun Runs

Jingle Bell Jog

Saturday, Dec. 18 at 9 a.m.

This year we encourage runners to help us live up to the name of this fun run. Let’s make a cheery racket! Bring your bells: jingle bells, cow bells, school bells, hand bells, bicycle bells, service bells, crotal bells, chimes… anything that rings in good cheer! Let’s see how many smiles we can create out there!

The run will start and finish at the Gallatin Valley Land Trust patio on 212 South Wallace near Olive Street. Thanks, GVLT! The routes will predominantly follow nearby trails from there. Bathrooms will be available, if needed, for anyone willing to mask up. Feel free to bring cookies if you like but definitely bring a bell!

We need volunteers!

Volunteers are critical for us continuing winter fun runs. Our race directors are working hard to keep them going but would sometimes like to run themselves or have a helping hand with timing participants. Sign up here: https://winddrinkers.org/trailhead/fun_runs/volunteers/?sheet_id=40

New Year’s Resolution Run: a Fat Ass 50K

Saturday, Jan 1 at 9 a.m.

Out Fat Ass 50K is Jan. 1 at Headwaters State Park, just in time to kickstart those New Years Resolutions. Come by at 9 a.m. and do as many 5 K loops as you want!

Don’t want to run? We need volunteers!

We are in need of a route marker as well as a couple people from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. to help pass out hot cocoa and tally incoming runners. Contact Kathryn at kathryn.hohmann@gmail.com to sign up for a shift!

What Happens If A Mature Runner Lives Forever?

October 31, 2021/in Fun Runs, Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

By David Summerfield

Let’s be honest here—how many of those who read this Mature Runner article (you loyal BSWD’ers) are out there running, walking, biking—doing whatever the body can handle, and all that just to live longer? I challenge everyone to be ruthlessly honest. We all know we are physically active because it makes us feel good…and we all love living an active lifestyle…but what part of that reasoning also includes that little nagging thought, “This will help me live as long as I can” or rather “I want to keep running as long as the ‘ole bod will allow it”?

Now that that’s settled, what if you found out modern science has suddenly come out with an anti-aging discovery that makes dying highly unlikely? (See my series of articles (Sept, Oct, Nov 2020) about Dr. David Sinclair and his Harvard Medical School research which predicts we’ll be living at least until 120 in good health). Living forever? How does that sound? And it only includes moderate exercise with plenty of rest and good food! (I suppose consuming such good foods as donuts and ice cream isn’t on the list…but who knows?). Something tells me this is more “just around the corner” than we think!

While doing some research on what’s called the technological singularity, I’ve opened up a real Pandora’s Box! Quantum scientists have been studying black holes (no, those aren’t chocolate donut holes) and how matter gets sucked up into them. (Many excuses to the real scientists in the running club, Rob Maher! I know I’m oversimplifying here…). Now these scientists think the vast majority of what constitutes the Universe is mostly made up of black holes. And in the process of this work, they have developed highly advanced computers, which I’ve learned is just another name for artificial intelligence, or let’s just say it—robots. And they are being programmed to be “smarter” than humans. This has opened up a whole new branch of science dealing with the singularity—the term for what happens to celestial objects (suns, galaxies, etc…like donuts) which gain infinite weight as their mass becomes infinitesimal, thus reaching what’s called the “event horizon.” Telescopes have watched this happen, and these objects just disappear into the black hole (along with my promise of fewer doughnuts).

Anyway, these supercomputers, while still being willing to help humanity solve its problems (instead of just getting rid of us), they are figuring out the whole aging process and how to reverse/stop it. One scientist who really stood out (Ray Kurzweil) has come up with the year 2045 as the year humanity will be at its own “event horizon.” This implies the technology will have accelerated so much, we will have reached the land of “no more dying.” I even found a more recent estimate of our singularity as being between 2027 and 2029. They are serious enough to advise financial planners to change their calculations on their clients’ longevity. This means to make sure cash is available for living way past 100 – and in good health. And something tells me it will include cutting back on extreme endurance sports, extreme eating, but who knows?

Even more chilling is the possibility that this technology has already been developed, but is being kept from the general public since it would completely upend civilization as we know it. There are well-thought-out articles on solving the problem of over-populating the world if no one ever dies, and they are convincing—to me, at least. I know when I spent those three months trying to explain Dr. Sinclair’s work in the Wind Drinker, I was fairly light-hearted about it all. But now I see this is much more serious stuff. Ray Kurzweil’s articles and books are so darn convincing. He’s not a “mad scientist”, which you’ll see if you look up his credentials. He has been called the modern Thomas Edison—inventing all sorts of advanced tech stuff. So, it’s natural for him to encourage the general public to approve the joining of AI (artificial intelligence) with the human…which means infusing our bodies with chips and whatnot so we can interface seamlessly with our computers or with ICC (Intelligence Central Command – I made that up, I hope). I’m still trying to keep a straight face while typing this article out. And I keep assuming in my rational brain that all this will never happen….until I read that a robot named Sophia had just been made a citizen of Saudi Arabia!

How does that grab you? I watched her interview, which was straight out of a scifi movie. So, this is happening now 🙂 Where do we go from here? All I can come up with is to follow the science and be informed. I’m still trying to eat good food, exercise as usual, be happy and not stressed, sleep well, and yes, eat the donuts I come across.

Confession: Stacy and I have been on a 2-week trip to New Mexico, and in a little out-of-the-way grocery store we found a box of mini cinnamon donuts, $4.99. Boy did I snatch that up quickly! But then while the box dwindled away, I felt bad about not eating “good food” and left the remaining 3. Today, I found the box with 3 rock-hard mini-donuts in it. Could I throw them away? NO WAY. I nearly broke a tooth trying to bite into them, but with a little help of a cup of coffee, I got them down. Donuts rule – if it kills me 🙂

The lowdown on Winter Fun Runs

October 31, 2021/in Fun Runs, Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

Hankering for those winter runs where you can’t feel your fingers or your toes? Well, we’ve got ’em comin’ at ya! (How’s that for a sales pitch?)

Our Wind Drinker winter fun runs kick off Nov. 6 with the Bon Appetite Run. We meet at the old Sports & Courts location (Elks Club parking lot—behind Heebs Grocery), run a little (wherever you want!), and then go out to breakfast to socialize and eat—breakfast location determined by group consensus when we meet that morning!

On Nov. 20, we’ll have our annual Jim Banks Turkey Trot, starting from the Foothills Fellowship church in Spirit Hills. This is a no-watch, predict-your-time run. We give away turkeys to the runner in each distance who finishes closest to his/her predicted time—and a few more via random draw! Come on out, have some fun, and maybe win a bird!

Our Jingle Bell Jog is on Dec. 18, and will be held on the Gallagator Trail system, departing from the vicinity of the Bozeman Library (specific location to be published soon). This is a festive run, with a fun holiday cookie exchange afterward!

We kick off 2022 with our Resolution Run. This low-key event is held in traditional “Fat Ass” style—no t-shirts, no timing, no support (well, we might brew up some warm soup, if it’s really cold!). Come out to Headwaters State Park, and run as many laps of our 5K course as you like—up to the full 50K, if you want! (NOTE:  We have a tentative date of Jan. 1 for this run, but there may be a conflict at Headwaters that day, so it may get moved to Jan. 8).

Feb. 5 and March 5, 2022, will be the dates of our Froze Nose and Handicap Runs, respectively. These runs are done on the same course, with the objective of seeing who can improve their time from February to March. From your February time, we’ll calculate a handicap time for you, that will determine what time you will start the March run; the fastest runners will start last, so everyone should finish at about the same time—should lead to some exciting sprint finishes! We are looking for new courses for these runs (last year’s runs at Glen Lake didn’t work out the best), so stay tuned for location information to be posted at a later date!

We’ll finish up our winter season on April 16 with our Back From The M runs, using the M and Drinking Horse trails, and the Bozeman-to-the-M trail to Story Mill Park.

All of our winter fun runs start at 9 a.m. (start times for the Handicap Run will be calculated and published after the Froze Nose, but the earliest start time will not be earlier than 9:00). We intend to run these events cup-free, so please bring your own water bottle to the runs!

We are still ironing out some of the details for these events, so check out the event listings on our website (https://winddrinkers.org/events/) about a week before each run, for the most up-to-date event information!

Setting the standard for participation – Introducing Leonard Baluski

September 30, 2021/in Fun Runs, Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

By Gary Hellenga

In my time as a Wind Drinker, I’ve come to recognize those who I consider “core” members – regular attendees at our Fun Runs and races. Some I see at pretty much every summer fun run I attend, others might be “missing” a couple of weeks (“where’s [insert name here] tonight?”), until I’m told they are on a family trip or out of town for a race. And then, there’s Leonard …

Those who’ve attended one of our weekly Fun Runs have probably noticed Leonard Baluski there, because … well, he’s always there! Leonard sets the standard for participation in our Fun Runs and I’m sure he has at least one of every type of BSWD swag we’ve ever offered over the years as Participation Awards.

 

Longtime members of the club may remember Tim Dumas. He was a great runner, he was also a talented sports reporter for the Bozeman Daily Chronicle. Back in 2008, Tim profiled Leonard and his numerous running streaks – at the time, he’d run 21 straight Governor’s Cup 5Ks, and the same number of consecutive Sweet Pea races. He’d done Bloomsday 18 times in a row, and he’d also done 188 straight Wind Drinker Fun Runs! Tim’s article is still available to read here. (I hope it’s not behind a paywall for those who don’t subscribe).

 

In a summer where I myself was a most inconsistent Fun Run runner, I managed to make it out to our Sept. 15 Fun Run at Kirk Hill. It was a most unusual run (but an excellent set of courses, masterminded by our VP Neal Rainey!) it was super smoky, though it started with “Good” air quality, It got dark early, and a number of runners finished by headlamp. It was also pretty lightly attended (maybe for the aforementioned reasons). But Leonard was there. In fact, this run marked the 500th straight Fun Run that Leonard has attended! In honor of the occasion, a group of our members, led by Andrea Abrahamson, organized a small celebration of Leonard’s accomplishment, including a cake that was gladly consumed by the attendees at the end of the runs!

 

I’ve been running a long time – now 60, I started as a high school sophomore, so I’ve been doing it for more than 45 years. But though I’ve actually been running longer than Leonard has, I can’t come anywhere close to matching ANY of his running streaks – not even on the races that are only held annually!  I wish Leonard the best, and hope he continues to extend these streaks for many years yet to come.

The BSWD Annual Meeting!

September 28, 2021/in Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

On Tuesday, Sept. 28, we held our annual Big Sky Wind Drinkers meeting, split off from our normal fun run and potluck event. President Gary Hellenga went over current club finances, board positions and a recap of this summer’s fun runs and races.

Fun Runs & Participation Awards

We had 158 different runners who participated in this summer’s Fun Runs! Although our volunteer participation was a bit low (check out our website to get involved) 13 Wind Drinkers qualified for our participation award—coveted Wind Drinker socks.

This year’s participation awards went to: Leonard Baluski, Rob Maher, Gail Cary, Robbie Lamb, Jean MacInnes, Kristin Harbuck, Andrea Abrahamson, Teresa Galli, Kay Newman, Tycho Ohler, Otto Ohler, Menno Ohler and Zolani Khumalo.

So far, this winter, we are planning to hold all the favorites: Jim Banks Turkey Trot, Jingle Bell Jog, Resolution Run, Froze Nose, Handicap Run and Back from the ‘M.’ Plus the Earth Day run in April. Stay tuned for exact dates.

Summer Races

We were able to hold all races as scheduled! This year’s races looked very different from last year’s (check out that comparison slide). Runners eagerly flocked to their favorites, including the Old Gabe, Bridger Ridge Run and John Colter. We were happy to host these runs once again and see everyone come out and participate.

New Officers

President—Frank Dougher & Toby Holleman

Vice Presidents—Robbie Lamb, Neal Rainey, Kathryn Hohmann, Danielle Skjelver, Katy Ross, Gary Hellenga and Angie Kociolek.

Secretary—Mira Brody

Treasurer—Jacki McGuire and Tracy Dougher

Membership Chair—Merel Ohler

Announcements

Since Toby is stepping into a co-president role, we will be looking for a new Equipment Manager! Be sure to contact us if you are interested.

Mark your calendars—our next board meeting is Oct. 18.

Last-minute change – Sept 8th Fun Run!

September 7, 2021/in Latest News, News /by Gary Hellenga

Due to some conflicting events going on in and around Glen Lake Rotary Park (aka, “Bozeman Beach” or East Gallatin Rec Area), we are making a last-minute change the start/finish location for our September 8th, 2021 Fun Run.  We will now be running from the Drinking Horse parking lot / trailhead.  Check the updated event listing here!

August newsletter, hot off the presses!

July 29, 2021/in Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

The August newsletter is here! We are rebuilding our race calendar after a year of no events. Feel free to shoot over any we may have missed so we can get it back up to a page again. Read David Summerfield’s “Mature Runner” and see a full spread of the July Fun Run results.

August newsletter

The July Newsletter is here!

June 26, 2021/in Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

The July newsletter is here! A summer race calendar, water haul info for the Ridge Run and much more! Check it out here: July Newsletter

June Newsletter!

May 27, 2021/in Fun Runs, Latest News, News, Newsletters /by Mira Brody

Happy spring from the Big Sky Wind Drinkers! The June newsletter is out, complete with Fun Run results, schedule and a new Mature Runner column. Catch it while it’s hot!

June newsletter

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